Worst dropped catch
AD: Could be me. Running back against Spencer after being in Ibiza all week. Let's just say I didn't practise my catching in Ibiza. I didn't get a hand on it and it was probably the easiest semi-high catch ever. However, I don't think Craig took a catch and shelled about five simple chances.
Best catch
AD: Richie Oliver gets the cookies here. The Boozer has taken a couple of beauties.
Best batting performance
AD: Hands down, Ali Raja's 86 not out against Sutton. We were battling that day at 90-6 when he turned it on. It clinched the title in my mind.
Worst batting performance
AD: Probably in the same game it would have to be Neil Saker's innings of two. I had an Aussie friend watching and once Sakesy nicked off he said that was the worst innings he had ever seen. He hit five balls behind square, got dropped once and then finally got out.
Best bowling performance
AD: Easily Robbie Williams against Sunbury. They were scared.
Favourite away ground
AD: Sunbury, easily! But, gee, Guildford is fantastic too! As a batsmen these two grounds are glorious. Great wicket and stunning outfields.
Worst dressed
AD: It would have to be Will 'Boozer' Hodson. He only has one pair of purple chinos.
Worst dismissal
AD: Without doubt, it was Michael Burgess. He was smashing them against Sutton at home in that famous chase. They put a mid-on back and he hits it down his throat the next ball. The dressing room didn't know where to look.
Most under the thumb
CC: Luke 'Dogga' Beaven – Always the first to ghost off after games or a possible night out. But the quickest person to fall in love has to be Andy. He met his missus and hasn't been seen without her since.
Messiest
CC: Steven Hirst spills more of his crisps and kebabs on the floor and kitchen bench than he actually gets in his mouth..
Best Llama on a night out
CC: Chris Wigley has all the moves in JJ Whispers. I've never seen a man as consistent as him on a Thursday night.
Biggest lightweight
AD: Craig 'Chopper' Cachopa. He has two Thatchers and then watch out ladies!
CC: I find it hard to believe that the king of Thatchers has been branded a lightweight. I'm going to vote we change this to the best drinker and give it to Chris 'Mini' Murtagh! There is no man with more energy when he has a night out!
Best nickname
AD: Neil 'The Bulb' Saker or Henry 'The Kakapo' Tye.
Favourite county batsman…
AD: Jason Roy of course